Tuesday, 30 July 2002

In response to a recent query, the admins of the ozorg IRC network would like to make the following statement:

Yes it's true! We can't deny it any longer. We monitor all 3000 users conversations. As we do not have the time or technical ability to do this we have to rely on our psychics. If you would not like to have your IRC chats monitored by us in future, we suggest you wear a tin foil hat

On a non IRC related issue, we would also like to claim responsibility for the following:

• Building similar pyramids on 3 different continents

• Building the statues on Easter Island in our own image. (The one of whale is particularly lifelike)

• Covering up the alien landing at Roswell. (The aliens are actually the psychics we use to monitor IRC chats. Human psychics can't multitask enough)

• Creating patterns in the crop fields

• Assisting aliens with abductions and medical experiments (We are trying to find a way around the tin foil hats)

• We maintain the world wide conspiracy to keep the recipe for coca cola and kfc's 11 secret herbs and spices a secret

• Z was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

There is a documentary called Men In Black that outlines some of our activites

This page is in response to the following:

{nickname suppressed} Nice move fellas... blocking the UDP and shit at your routers. U have saved wa.oz.org for now. I hit your aussie server the other night tho. ATM I am just mucken around. Your going to get hit 2wice as hard soon... 2wice as hard and 10 times as long. If you dont want this to happen I sugest you put up some info on your web page, info about how YOU {suppressed}s watch everyones private convo's. I think the people have a right to know <Tue Jul 30 02:51:34 2002>

A flood of these messages was received by an ozorg admin. As you can see, we are dealing with paranoia and do not believe that anything we do or say will convince this person that continued DoS attacks on our servers are just electronic vandalism. These DoS attacks not only impact 3000 innocent users, but also the ISPs and Institutions that voluntarily host this free service.

ozorg's new code base is based on undernet's ircu. You can obtain it from here if you would like to try it for yourself